Description
“Serenity Now, Insanity Later” Tee – The Frank Costanza Collection
Step right up, breathe in the serenity… then watch it all explode like George’s answering-machine tape.
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Festivus-Grade Fabric: Softer than Kramer’s couch naps yet durable enough to survive a full Costanza rant.
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Yada Yada Yada Appeal: One glance at the bold print and every Seinfeld fan finishes the story in their head—no soup for subtlety.
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Built-In Release Valve: Perfect for first dates, car reservations that mysteriously “vanish,” or anytime Newman shows up with mail you didn’t ask for.
Wear it to proclaim your inner calm—just don’t be surprised when you’re shouting “Hoochie Mama!” by lunch. After all, serenity now… you know the rest.
Product features
– Without side seams: Designed using tubular knit to minimize fabric waste and enhance appearance.
– Ribbed knit collar: Elastic and shape-retaining collar for lasting wear.
– Durable fabric: Made from soft, spun fibers ensuring comfort, ideal for printing designs.
– Versatile style: Classic fit and crew neckline cater to various occasions.
– Ethical production: Crafted from ethically sourced US cotton, certified for quality and safety.
Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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