The Costanza

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“It’s Not a Lie If You Believe It” Tee – Channel Your Inner Costanza Confidence

Flash that iconic loophole logic loud and proud. Inspired by George’s finest philosophical moment, this tee turns self-delusion into a style choice. Premium, ultra-soft cotton keeps you comfy while you rewrite reality—whether you’re sweet-talking your way into a better parking spot, “remembering” deadlines, or justifying that second slice of pie. Bold type makes the line pop; a subtle wink to fellow Seinfeld fans seals the deal.

 

Pair it with an air of unshakeable certainty, a shrug worthy of Jerry’s apartment debates, and the swagger of someone who can pass a polygraph—because hey, you believe it. Perfect for sitcom marathons, office banter, or any scenario where truth is… negotiable. Slip it on, own the narrative, and let the world catch up.

Product Details:

.: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

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