The Ethan

Price range: $19.50 through $21.50

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Description

/ˈmaks drip/ — The precise moment when your outfit’s swagger hits such uncharted levels that NASA tries to classify it as a new liquid state of matter.

Think of it as:

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

Side effects include spontaneous runway walks in the cereal aisle, mirror selfies that crash group chats, and at least one friend yelling, “Bro, the drip—where’s my umbrella?!”

Congratulations, you’ve achieved Max Drip: please style responsibly, or risk short-circuiting nearby phone cameras.

Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes the back, preventing stretching.
– Seamless design reduces fabric waste for a sleek look.
– Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished appearance.
– Medium fabric blend offers comfort and durability year-round.
– Ethically produced with 100% US cotton, certified for safety.

Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat

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